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50 hilarious cheesy pick-up lines that will definitely make your crush smile

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Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary—the possibility of rejection is part of the deal—but if you use a pick-up line that's just cheesy or silly enoughyou might make them laugh, and that's datinng least a step in the right direction. Asking them what time period they want [to play within] le them to become more engaged and to anticipate what you come up with.

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